Monday, January 12, 2009

Last Laughs

A few actual gravestone inscriptions, some people have a sense of humour to the end, and beyond ;)

Here lies Ned,
theres nothing more to be said,
because we like to speak well of the dead.
--- Anonymous

Looked up an elevator shaft to see if the
car was on the way down. It was!
--- Harry Edsel Smith, Albany, Georgia

He called
Bill Smith
a liar!
--- Anonymous, Cripple creek, Colorado

Here lies the body of
Jonathan Blake,
Stepped on the gas pedal
instead of the brake
--- Jonathan Blake, Uniontown, Pennsylvania

Here lies the body of Emily White
She signalled left and turned right
--- Emily White, unknown location

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed
He watched the ads,
And not the road.
--- Ogden Nash

1 comment:

Kais said...

Hilarious!..the first one is the best