A few actual gravestone inscriptions, some people have a sense of humour to the end, and beyond ;)
Here lies Ned,
theres nothing more to be said,
because we like to speak well of the dead.
Looked up an elevator shaft to see if the
car was on the way down. It was!
--- Harry Edsel Smith, Albany, Georgia
--- Anonymous, Cripple creek, Colorado
Here lies the body of
Stepped on the gas pedal
instead of the brake
--- Jonathan Blake, Uniontown, Pennsylvania
Here lies the body of Emily White
She signalled left and turned right
--- Emily White, unknown location
Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed
He watched the ads,
And not the road.
--- Ogden Nash